Quotes from the one and only band party of the year: "I had 3 shots of Morgan and this is my second beer, but it's okay, I have gum" "I was counting the stairs, but I lost count, because SOMEONE got in my way. Okay, here I go again, 1. . .2. . ." "No, let me show you where I dropped it, because, this will prove I'm not drunk, see, because I can show you the exact spot . . . it's not there anymore, I think CSOM stepped in it" "Are you Mandi?!" said to my friend Rachel, who looks nothing like Mandi. "OKAY, I HAVE TO WHISPER, SHE TOLD ME TOO" not said at a whisper "No, see, it has my NAME ON IT!! This is mine, because it has my name on it, see, SEE!! I want it back, because it's going to be my souveneir" "HE BROKE MY CUP! Don't break my cup!" "You know how not drunk I am? I peed into a hole this big (shows with hand how small) I peed into a hole this big! I didn't pee on your house though, but, Alex did. He's a jerk." "This is SO AWESOME!!" said about EVERYTHING!! "I am NOT Captain Awesome, that guy is a dick!" after being told that they were captain awesome for calling everthing awesome. That's all I can remember now. They are probably not funny to you, but they are to me. | 
